Filthy Lucre

Tennessee woman hospitalized after hiding $5,000 in her rectum

My first thought was, "Don't use five and tens, dumbass."

Hoodwinked

Teens charged after allegedly killing Australian student in Oklahoma for the 'fun of it'

Maybe I should wear a baseball cap in remembrance of Christopher Lane and as protest against his senseless death. Or do I have to stick with that hoodie?

Political Exposure

Here's to Congressman Weiner and SD Mayor Filner.

Silly-ass Lies

Does anyone actually believe this? I'm trying to figure out if a lawyer or if Rachel Jeantel herself came up with this unique change of emphasis/interpretation of the phrase, "crazy-ass cracker" in an effort to make it less racist, only to land on homophobic.

History Repeats Itself

Amazing how that is.

California ex-wife sentenced for cutting off husband's penis

Two minutes into this Weird Al classic:

Today's "Say WHAT?"

Obama To Grads: Reject Voices That Warn About Government Tyranny

Me to Grads: Politicians lie and will give you bad advice.

Today's "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

The University's AVP for Human Resources is circulating a memo reminding units that come January 2014, a provision of the Affordable Care Act (AKA Obamacare) will require health insurance be provided for anyone working 30 or more hours a week (assuming 40 hours a week is full time.) If the University system does not offer medical coverage to 95% of all of these “full-time” employees, then there will be an annual penalty of $2,000 for every “full-time” employee or approximately $37,000,000. Thus part-time employees will now be limited to 29 or less hours of work a week and this will be rigorously watched.