Friday, March 29, 2013

Today's WTF: Getting Porked

Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms

"make your meat look like meat."

Uh. . .this is both awesome and repulsive at the same time.

h/t Instapundit

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Security Blanket

This afternoon I accompanied Mrs. Shomes to Hancock Fabrics.

I wonder if the George W. Bush fleece went on clearance after 2008?

Afterthought: When it comes to the fleece, I think Obama's got the market "sewed up."

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Helping Hand

Billionaires Cook, Simon see bump in net worth

Gayle Cook and Herb Simon each saw their net worth shoot up in the past year, according to the latest calculations from Forbes magazine, which were released Monday. Cook, the widow of Cook Group Inc. founder Bill Cook, and Simon, the owner of the Indiana Pacers, were two of four Hoosiers to make Forbes’ annual list of the world’s billionaires.

Glad we taxpayers could help, Herb. We'll keep letting the Pacers play rent-free in the fieldhouse we built and let you keep all the revenue. You need it.

Oh, and leh lehizdayen, mamzer.

Friday, March 1, 2013

Mystery Meat

Delicious giraffe found in South African snacks


British diners shocked to find mystery horsebeef in their meals can take heart: South Africans have learned that their own burgers contain donkey. And then there's the giraffe meat in the antelope snacks.

Donkey burgers! Taste like ass.