Saturday, March 26, 2011

Today's "That Can't Be!"

The local news broadcasters were all over this yesterday:

Student shot at Martinsville middle school

I refuse to believe it. There's a law against firearms on school property here in Indiana.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Facebook Mining

I mined facebook so you wouldn't have to:



Thursday, March 17, 2011

The Ant And The Grasshopper

Even I can see this coming:

Former Oil Exec Predicts $5 Gas

So, Mayor Ballard, you folks on the City Council and the the CIB, what are you doing to prepare this great Hoosier City for this? Putting more money into Mass Transit? Finally getting the goddam traffic lights timed?

- crickets chirping-

Anything? Oh, you're making sure that Jim Irsay has more money.

Fuckers.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

French Toast and Iodine?

Is the new version of the Hoosier Panic a run to the store for milk, eggs, bread, and iodine tablets?

U.S. Drug Stores Report Sudden Increase in Potassium Iodide Sales