Saturday, June 30, 2012

Peace And Quiet

I hope.

Personal Fireworks Prohibited in Indianapolis

Banning personal firework displays is one of the few intelligent things our Idiot Mayor has done. Our drought conditions demand it. And it'll piss off the hillbillies next door but at least we'll have a quiet 4th of July and the dogs will not be freaked out.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Hey, I'm missing a fork over here!

I know the real reason why:

Forkless Friday at Obama event

-Does a fork or dinner knife pose an unacceptable danger to President Barack Obama? One wouldn’t think so, given the hundreds of lunches and dinners he’s attended ranging from state dinners to political fundraisers to run-of-the-mill stops on the rubber-chicken circuit. However, at one such lunch Friday afternoon, guests heard an unusual announcement that they needed to hand over their silverware for security reasons.
They're not confiscating forks for security reasons; it's 'cause they don't want someone poking Obama with one to see if he's done.

You don't need a weather man. . .

I've got a bad feeling about this:

House bill extends TSA intel sharing to mass transit

For one thing, it means the tick is burrowing in and it'll be harder to remove it. But apparently we don't need to worry about the TSA showing up at our local bus stop:

Transit riders probably won't see more TSA agents in subways or bus stops, though, Speier said. The expanded TSA role falls more on analysts, [Rep. Jackie Speier (D-Calif.), the bill's sponsor] said.
Hey, my pant leg is wet. It must be raining.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Debt and Higher Education

I snickered when I saw this:

IU to offer financial literacy program to students

In part:

Indiana University says it's rolling out a financial literacy program to give students the tools to complete college without excessive debt.
It's sort of like going to your pusher to get advice on how to cut back on your drug use. My advice: Drop out of school and learn a useful trade. Then, and only then, think about going to college.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Today's WTF?

Pervy Perp Again Busted For Sex With Teddy Bear

An Orchard

Just a few bad apples?

6 Marion County deputies have been fired or resigned in 3 months

No. As I've said before, it's a culture of corruption. Are they "getting rid of the bad apples?" Only the ones that are stupid enough to get caught. They make it difficult for the ones who want to keep the Bully and Intimidate Train running.