IU-Bloomington Wets Itself

The damn phone's been ringing since the wee hours of the morning. Shermlock Jr. attends Indiana University in Bloomington.

Apparently he's given our home phone number to the IU Notify system and they've been graciously calling us to keep us apprised of the lockdown of IU because of two individuals absconding after have a knife fight with an acquaintance on campus property . The all-clear call came a few minutes ago when the IU Administrators determined that a knife fight among friends posed no danger to the campus computer at large.

If they're this touchy, I wonder what the IU Administrators will do on Halloween? Be careful what costumes you choose, kiddies. I'd shy away from going to your parties dressed as say, the traditional pirate or musketeer waving around your cutlass or foil. Or any costume that is complemented with a firearm.

Filthy Lucre

Tennessee woman hospitalized after hiding $5,000 in her rectum

My first thought was, "Don't use five and tens, dumbass."

Kiss-Off

There's supposed to be some sort of counter-protest "Kiss-In" at Chick-Fil-A today.

An office buddy and I are going and we're gonna stand around. When asked what we're there for, we're going to say, "We're here to watch the hot lesbian babes kiss!"

You think that'd upset anyone?

Another Chance

Y'all may have seen the news about Indy bidding to host another Superbowl. Of course the last one cost more money than it made. And the taxpayers are still paying for it. I'm thinking this is like hoping for another dinner invitation from the guy who raped you on the last date figuring that this time he'll be nicer.