Thursday, April 28, 2011

Thursday Night Tunes

My favorite Pretenders tune.

They're right: You can't fix stupid.

Saw this:

Carmel homeowners afraid for their small pets after another coyote attack

And read this:
Officials with Hamilton County Animal Control have said little can be done to stop the coyotes.
Ah, you can shoo. . . . .oh, never mind. You wouldn't understand.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Sunday, April 24, 2011

New Only Ones Show

I see that a new show, Police POV, is being advertised. Here's a scene from next week's episode shot in Indy:

Friday, April 22, 2011

Trolling for. . .?

Why does all this stuff show up on Fridays?

8 men arrested for public indecency in Johnson County
After receiving complaints from the public, Indiana Conservation Officers arrested eight men on charges of indecent exposure, battery and public nudity. The eight were at Driftwood Public Fishing Area, which sits on the Johnson-Bartholomew County line on U.S. 31 near Edinburgh.
Nude smelt dipping?

Spanky Strikes Again

Police: Woman Exposed, Smacked Herself To Incite Fight
A woman was arrested on Indianapolis' east side Thursday evening after she lifted her skirt and smacked her bare bottom in an attempt to incite a fight. . .
I apparently speak a different language. That sort of action would not provoke a fight where I come from: It would be seen more like a friendly invitation. . .

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Today's Only Ones: Murder Most Foul

04/12/11, 0840 - 0910
11000422 Vandalism
University Library

An officer left his police vehicle parked at the dock while doing a routine foot patrol and upon his return, found a bright red substance on the door and door handle of the vehicle. The substance appeared to be jelly or fruit filling and was removed from the vehicle.
Evidence of the murder of a donut. I wonder if the officer tasted it to verify the source? :p

Friday, April 8, 2011

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Sit Back, Enjoy The Show

 And please pass the popcorn.

Trump Dispatches Investigators To Hawaii To Look Into Obama's Origins 

Early Xmas Wishes

Taser Shotgun
"The XREP (eXtended Range Electronic Projectile) is a wireless shock round weighing 25 grams with a velocity of 270 ft. per second and a range of 100 feet and can also be fired from any pump-action shotgun."
And what really gets me excited:
"Taser is now working on a grenade version for the Department of Defense that will be capable of launching up to 200 feet. . ."


Tuesday, April 5, 2011


I once had a friend tell me that I wasn't a libertarian but actually a contrarian. My mother, were she alive, would likely agree. It may be true as when I saw this I thought, "Damn, I'd vote for him just 'cause it'd piss off so many people."

Donald Trump Will Run For President