Thursday, March 17, 2011

The Ant And The Grasshopper

Even I can see this coming:

Former Oil Exec Predicts $5 Gas

So, Mayor Ballard, you folks on the City Council and the the CIB, what are you doing to prepare this great Hoosier City for this? Putting more money into Mass Transit? Finally getting the goddam traffic lights timed?

- crickets chirping-

Anything? Oh, you're making sure that Jim Irsay has more money.

Fuckers.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

French Toast and Iodine?

Is the new version of the Hoosier Panic a run to the store for milk, eggs, bread, and iodine tablets?

U.S. Drug Stores Report Sudden Increase in Potassium Iodide Sales

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Only Ones Dumbass Tragedy

This news story combines tragedy with "should have known better" dumbassery with a heaping helping of Only Ones.

Deputy won't face charges in son's gun death

Cop leaves loaded gun where 4 year-old can find it and accidentally shoot his twin brother. No charges filed. Hmmph.

Monday, February 21, 2011

What? Return to the Scene of the Crime?

This one happened at the local WalMart I (ashamedly) frequent. You know, the one where I suspect they get all the People of Walmart pictures.

Police: Teens Arrested After Returning To Carjacking Scene

Thursday, February 17, 2011