That can't be! (Guns on campus, AGAIN!)

Just received this:

CRIME ALERT

IUPUI CAMPUS WATCH
April 8, 2009
274-2058

Armed Robbery

On April 7, 2009 at approximately 11:32 PM a male subject approached a student/employee north of the Medical Science building, 635 Barnhill, and displayed a short barrel shotgun. He demanded the victim’s wallet, cell phone and PIN number to his bank card. The victim was not injured and the suspect left the area.

The suspect was described as a black male, 5’-6” 150 lbs. wearing a white jacket with a blue ring on the bottom and dark colored pants.

Anyone with information on this or any other crime at IUPUI please contact the IUPUI Police at 317-274-7911

Bill Abston
Captain
IUPD
274-2058

Wait! Wait! Wait! Our campus is a gun-free zone! Didn't the robber read our policies?

And we can't possess a firearm to protect ourselves. It's unnecessary as the police are there to do that!*

*Despite the likelihood that they'll wait until the shooting is over and it's safe before coming to see if you're still alive.