
I've got a birthday coming up.
"You're stepping on the tail."
The oldest living thing on Earth is a massive "meadow" of sea grass growing in the Mediterranean between Spain and Cyprus.Wait for it. . .
It's somewhere between 100,000 and 200,000 years old and reproduces by cloning itself.Wait for it. . .
Also, it's being killed by climate change.There it is! Never fails.
| "I say, Shomes . . . How do you know all this furshluginer stuff?" |