Practice Test

Our local officials are in a hurry to say they're ready:

Indianapolis Says It Passed Super Bowl Snow Test

Sorry, boys. If an inch and a half of blowing snow "challenged road crews," you're fucked. I grew up in Michigan, went to grad school in Wisconsin, and lived in the hills of Pennsyltucky for five years. I've seen snow. This was a dusting. Keep hoping.

POP! <-- Sound Of My Head

Warning: Below is another rant with course language.

I shouldn't let stuff like this get to me:

Super Bowl Volunteers Still Needed

In part:

The Super Bowl Host Committee is looking for a few good volunteers.

Organizers are lookin [sic] for Indy residents 18 and older who want to volunteer to work the week of the big game as part of the recycling collection team. Others are needed to assist with the "NFL Fan Experience."

All I can say to the Super Bowl Host Committee is, "FUCK YOU!" You folks better pay and pay good. For anyone thinking of responding to their request: Doing "volunteer" work that is of any benefit for the millionaire/billionaire club that is the NFL is just stupid. Go ahead and be a Useful Idiot for the Super Bowl Host Committee if you want. Myself, I hope they eat shit and die.

Circuses and Clowns

I have never found circuses entertaining. In fact I'm repulsed by them. Seriously. When I saw the headline in the Jim Irsay Leg Humper News:

Circus mishap hurts 12 at fairgrounds

I was reminded of how I actively dislike the circus world. And as for clowns, I find them unfunny and unentertaining. Not scary but just sad that that someone actually thinks that they're doing good by being one.

I take that back. The only clown I do respect and feel is doing a true service is Ouchy The Clown.

Making you laugh while I hurt you