Sunday, March 10, 2013

Helping Hand

Billionaires Cook, Simon see bump in net worth

Gayle Cook and Herb Simon each saw their net worth shoot up in the past year, according to the latest calculations from Forbes magazine, which were released Monday. Cook, the widow of Cook Group Inc. founder Bill Cook, and Simon, the owner of the Indiana Pacers, were two of four Hoosiers to make Forbes’ annual list of the world’s billionaires.

Glad we taxpayers could help, Herb. We'll keep letting the Pacers play rent-free in the fieldhouse we built and let you keep all the revenue. You need it.

Oh, and leh lehizdayen, mamzer.

1 comment:

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Don't forget that not only do the Colts get Lucas Oil free, but they get the proceeds from anything else that happens there. The city gets bupkis from our billion dollar folly.