No two snowflakes are alike

If that's the case, then there's a shitload of uniqueness out there. There has to be when this happens:

I U P U I INDIANAPOLIS
Message sent - 1/28/2009
IUPUI Campus Closed and Classes Cancelled

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Message
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JagAlert! The IUPUI campus will be closed and classes are cancelled on Wednesday January 28, 2009. For additional information and updates, visit www.iupui.edu/alert, call 317-278-1600, or stay tuned to local area media, including AM 1610. Again, the IUPUI campus is closed and classes are cancelled. For additional information and updates, visit www.iupui.edu/alert, call 317-278-1600, or stay tuned to local area media, including AM 1610. Campus will reopen on Thursday January 29. End of message.

I wonder what the view from the porch will be? White?