Jimmy Fallon: Trump and Pope Joke
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Uncle Obama has gotten ahold of your credit card. And he’s amassing charges on it that – you – not he – are liable for. You can call the fraud line, you can call the police, you can call any politician or government agency, and they will all tell you the same thing. Shut up and pay up.---Nancy Morgan at Flopping Aces
The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer.The one word that comes to my mind is 'precocious.'
. . .found out that his webcam will make him look like a werewolf. This arabic video is going to be interesting.I suggested:
Say, "Murah wahidah fi-l shahar ana al-rajul al-dha'ib." (Trans: Once a month I am a man-wolf.) Then play f**king Werewolves of London for the rest of the time while you dance around in your boxers on the web cam. It'll be a hit. Trust me.I feel good about myself. Always helping.
AARP, for $16, sells me a membership, so I can save money on hotels and stuff. Then the organization tells the president it represents my political views, including my opinion on health care. Next, it supports the Senate's plan to strip $400 billion from Medicare. And in a final act of social conscience, AARP tells me it will sell me medical gap insurance to offset the aforementioned $400 billion reduction.
Is this why AARP makes twice as much from selling insurance as it does from membership revenue?
Veterans push climate change billWe get more people than that at our BlogMeets! Jesus F-ing Christ. Can they be any more transparent than this?
By Erika D. Smith
Posted: December 2, 2009
Bringing a new face to the debate over climate change, a half dozen military veterans spoke today to a small group -- mostly of the converted -- about the threat that a warming Earth and an ongoing dependence on foreign oil poses to national security