Do You Hear What I Hear?
3 hours ago
"You're stepping on the tail."
According to news reports, the new 350 space Broad Ripple parking garage, to be located at the southwest corner of College and Broad Ripple Avenues, is to cost $15 million. Of that $15 million, the City of Indianapolis is paying $6.35 million, or approximately 42%. But will the garage really cost $15 million to construct?
Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
Mommy Has A Tattoo tells the story of a little boy named James, who is afraid of his tattooed neighbor until he discovers that his own mother has a tattoo as well.Not as popular as "Mommy Has A Piercing," though.
06/08/11, 1100 - 1154Hmmm. Must be a very clingy sort of woman.
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Mildred Drive
An employee reported the theft of her clutch person from her vehicle.
The First Lady is renowned for her toned arms and vegetable patch. . .-shudder- Nope. Not going there. Ever.
"I say, Shomes . . . How do you know all this furshluginer stuff?" |