You can't make this shit up:
Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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Sounds like the perp may have been obsessing about The Big Lebowski. The perp wasn't a nihilist, was he? I mean, say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.
Hold the phone, I think the animal in the movie was a marmot, not a weasel or a marten.
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