Today's Only Ones: Murder Most Foul

04/12/11, 0840 - 0910
11000422 Vandalism
University Library

An officer left his police vehicle parked at the dock while doing a routine foot patrol and upon his return, found a bright red substance on the door and door handle of the vehicle. The substance appeared to be jelly or fruit filling and was removed from the vehicle.

Evidence of the murder of a donut. I wonder if the officer tasted it to verify the source? :p