Today's "That Can't Be!"

The local news broadcasters were all over this yesterday:

Student shot at Martinsville middle school

I refuse to believe it. There's a law against firearms on school property here in Indiana.

Facebook Mining

I mined facebook so you wouldn't have to:

The Ant And The Grasshopper

Even I can see this coming:

Former Oil Exec Predicts $5 Gas

So, Mayor Ballard, you folks on the City Council and the the CIB, what are you doing to prepare this great Hoosier City for this? Putting more money into Mass Transit? Finally getting the goddam traffic lights timed?

- crickets chirping-

Anything? Oh, you're making sure that Jim Irsay has more money.

Fuckers.

French Toast and Iodine?

Is the new version of the Hoosier Panic a run to the store for milk, eggs, bread, and iodine tablets?

U.S. Drug Stores Report Sudden Increase in Potassium Iodide Sales

Slacker and Chief

That pretty much sums it up.

ATF'S War Against Us

Is ATF gun-running operation a ploy to demonize U.S. gun rights?

Yes. Yes it is.