Friday, March 20, 2009

"Just give them what they want. . .

. . . and you'll be fine." Sure. Great advice. It always seems to work.

Robbers kill man repairing van on Westside

In part:
. . . Lanza and Jose Garcia, 34, were working on a van in the apartment parking lot when they were approached by three other men, one of whom was armed with a handgun. The men robbed Garcia, taking his keys and money. Lanza put up his hands and backed away as the suspects approached him, but the armed man shot him without warning. . .
Better to be armed and defend yourself, eh?

3 comments:

Joanna said...

Okay, speaking as a woman ...


What if what they want is *me*?

Shermlock Shomes said...

Poke them with a rat tail comb or knitting needle? Blow a whistle? Or maybe it's best not to resist as that will only make them angry.

Joanna said...

Heh. F*ck that noise. I'm taking their grapes home with me, *after* I shoot them in the knee.

"Rape whistles." Ha. Don't make me laugh.